the proper way to handle facebook and other social networks when job-seeking

UNTAG ALL PHOTOS OF 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY OH GOD

MAKE EVERYTHING PRIVATE

BURN ALL INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE OF FANDOM INVOLVEMENT SHITSHITSHIT

BURY PROFILE IN A GRAVE OF BLATANT LIES SO PEOPLE WON’T EVEN FIND IT or at least make it something interesting so they’ll think you’re ~quirky~ instead of a neurotic, paranoid weirdo

HIDE. PRAY TO ALL DEITIES PAST AND PRESENT. CURSE YOUR STUPID PAST MISTAKES.