how. the hell. did i get. toothpaste. in my eye.

how do you scientifically explain “our results kinda really sucked, and i don’t know exactly why that is, but i’m at least 80% sure that it wasn’t my fault”?

i mean

"the results obtained were disappointing, due to reasons involving certain other members of the group that were not the person writing this report"

"other members of the group chose to ignore the "add slowly” part of the procedure despite this author’s protests and thus the results were disappointing”



The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

holy shit woman. that AoS headcanon fic thing was AMAZING. i am flailing right now and would be a-okay with that kinda mid-season fianel. seriously, GIVE IT TO MEEEE *grabbyyyy hands*

Thank you! I have this love/hate relationship with writing for/watching shows that are currently airing week-by-week, because it’s like I said — I get this elaborate idea, I get 6000 words written, it gets horribly Jossed, and I growl in frustration and sadly set it aside to mine for bits and pieces later, and it’s just. :(

But, hey, I can do 6000 words of rambly semi-outline, so… trade off? 

Anyway, no, like I’m 200% sure we’re gonna see Simmons in that brainwashing machine before the end of the season, I’m pretty much evenly split as to whether they’re going to turn her into a sleeper agent or do the sort of fake-out I described, and at some point this season — whether because of something terrible happening to one of the team or because of Coulson — we are going to see May reach her breaking point. She’s been the foundation for over a season, the biggest badass on the crew — she’s gonna get taken out, hopefully temporarily, one way or another. She’s the power hitter, it’s just standard drama that you kill or break the best to force the others to rise.

And if they kill Melinda May I will riot join the riots.

I also have this growing certainty, although I am determined to ignore it in the hopes that my fervent denial with make it not happen, that Trip is slated to die. Because he’s been the ray of fucking sunshine in the past four episodes, and he joined the team pre-S2, but B.J. Britt didn’t get made a series regular, whereas this new guy did — and, don’t get me wrong, I like him all right, but if I have to choose between him or Trip, bye Hunter.

But it’s a Joss Whedon show. He always kills your favorites.

My bet is that Papa Skye is going to kill him to take her — like, it’s the two of them investigating something and he gets full-on Cedric Diggory-ed. And I will curse all of life.

ANYWAY, this is getting rambly again and I’m sad now, so I’m gonna stop there, but — thank you again! I’m glad you enjoyed my madcap, 6000-word headcanon.


The true meaning of Halloween.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Me: I want to see my OTP in this angsty situation
Me: *sees OTP in angsty situation*
Me: I don't even know what I was thinking this is terrible


does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me

(Source: jordanwreckes)

so i have this gif in my folder

i don’t know why i have this gif in my folder but i have this gif in my folder and i felt the need to share


You know what movie I would be okay with RDJ co-starring in, though?


Give me me Thor: Tony Stark In Asgard, where Literally Everyone Is Taller Than Tony, where Literally Everyone Is Richer Than Tony, where Nobody Appreciates Tony’s Genius Or Snappy Midgardian Culture-Based Witty Remarks.  Where it’s the Thor & Tony are BFFs In Hilarious Ways show.

Give it to me.